There is an old legal trick to deal with an opponent who is acting like a scoundrel. You flip him a quarter and tell him to, "Call your mother and ask her if she is proud of what you are doing." It won't do any good to flip me a quarter, my mother has been in Heaven since September, 1988. But I know she is smiling down on her favorite son today.
This is a good brief. Hell it's a damn good brief. It might even be a God damn good brief. Thanks to all who had a hand in it: Jim Ostrowski, Mike Kuzma, Daire Irwin, and other good people whose names have been changed to protect the innocent.